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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a bowling ball and a Romanian woman's Pussy? If you had to, you could eat the bowling ball."

"Strippers are a lot like magnets. They work by poles."

"His dick is like shopping for food at whole foods. It doesn't matter how much I get, or when I get it. I always feel fucked."

"Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese? Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario."

"What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other? A speech impediment."

"What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head? Quarter pounder with cheese!"

"An Arab and a Jew walk into a bar... and they have a blast!"

"The opening scene of the movie ""Saving Private Ryan"" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade."

"Beastiality is wrong. Neigh means neigh."

"Nurse: You need to eat or you can't have your pain meds. Me: Do the thing. Nurse: Me: Nurse: *holding fork* [sigh]*makes airplane noise*"