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Joke of the Day

"Diner: Waitress the portions are getting smaller. Waiter: It's just an optical illusion. It's just that the restaurant has been enlarged."

"Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television? Because the white balance was off on the camera."

"What do you call a cow masturbating? Beef stroganoff!"

"Whats the difference between America and Yogurt? If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture."

"'Calm Your Tits' is derogatory. Feminists reccomend, instead : 'De-stress the Breasts"",'Soothe your Boobs', 'Give that Chest a Rest', 'Don't have a Rack Attack' and 'Hakuna the Tattas'"

"There are three types of people in this world Those who can count, and those who can't."

"It's a well know fact that Elton John is an excellent pianist. But did you know he sucks on the organ?"

"I thought it was funny... I asked a guy with Tourette's what made him tic... He didn't find the humor."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He lay awake in bed all night, wondering if there was really a dog."

"Why was the cake afraid of mobsters? He knew they were going to ice him."