58062

Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between America and Yogurt? If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture."

"how do you catch a unique cat? unique up on it. (im sorry)"

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke hadn't been invented yet."

"I'm 36 but have the body an 18-year-old The police are pretty upset about it."

"What do we want? A cure for Tourette's! When do we want it? Cunt!"

"When grocery shopping, I only buy foods that can also be used as a weapon. Cantaloupe is a good example of this."

"I got fired from my job as a jihadist. They told me to blow up a bus, and I burnt my lips on the exaust pipe."

"Why do people say ""I saw it with my own eyes."" Do they sometimes use other peoples eyes?"

"Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine? Too many Tannens."

"Be honest, do you think I could pull off tax evasion, or is it only cool when rich people do it?"