58062

Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between America and Yogurt? If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture."

"What's a pedophile's favorite food? I'm not sure, I only watch the children eat."

"Bras come in sizes = AA, A, B, C, D, DD, E, OMG, WTF."

"Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk."

"Oh, you thought my hair twirling was flirting? Actually, it was just me checking for split ends because you were boring the shit out of me."

"Did you know the host of the Discovery Channel's show Dirty Jobs has 2 degrees? In Mike Rowe Economics and Mike Rowe Biology."

"Are we as a society going to reject clickbait journalism? The answer may surprise you!"

"Maybe ghosts ARE real and you never see them on paranormal investigation shows because they're too put off by leather statement jewelry."

"My friend was really worried when he had to get tested for HIV. I told him just think positive."

"What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face."