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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a person from South America with a walking assist? Mexicane."

"What's black and doesn't work? [Very NSFW] Bryce Williams' sense of perspective."

"'If u insinuate that I'm fat again, I'm leaving you!' 'Don't be selfish, think about the baby.' 'What baby?' 'Oh, so you're not pregnant?'"

"What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common? Can't touch this!"

"All microwaveable popcorn packages should be accompanied by dental floss"

"2nd Rule of Parent Club: If your kid suddenly says ""I think I'd better wash my hands"", don't question them. I repeat, DO NOT QUESTION THEM."

"There's been lots of ""OH MY GOD!"" screams coming from the room opposite mine; I just wish the couple in there didn't pick now to be praying."

"astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day"

"Did you blow bubbles as a kid? He's out and is looking for you!"

"What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken? One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg."