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Joke of the Day
"""I drive like lightening."" ""You drive fast?"" ""No. I hit trees."""
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"What's the difference between cider and apple juice? My wife doesn't let me cum in apple juice :-("
"Rejected Doctor Seuss book titles...GO!"
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"My wife's maggot soup surprise is better than it used to be now that it is topped with coal ash."
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