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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto."
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"And the LORD said "" Come forth and receive eternal life"" John came fifth and received a brand new toaster"
"What do canes and blue pills have in common? They're both ready for use when a man is limp."
"What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance"
"You young couples with your dogs, your trial children, you'll learn nothing about parenting because you can never teach a toddler to ""sit""."
"What the world needs is a self help movie, cause lets face it, most of us won't buy the book."
"A Man to a lady sitting next to him in flight. Man: ""Which perfume do you use ? It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife."" Lady: ""Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."""
"What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague? If you need me, I'll be in my Lab."
"I asked my flamboyant son if he was gay and he beat around the bush. I wouldn't care if he is, I'm just pissed that I didn't get a straight answer."
"It would be a fun surprise if Jay-Z said he finished laying down some tracks and when you went outside there was a railroad."