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Joke of the Day

"A fine piece of art is like a fine piece of ass, I don't understand either one but I want to take both home and mount them against the wall."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? 100 to Drink... 10 to Beat... or 0 to Eat."

"I went on a diet for 10 days. You know what I lost? 10 Days"

"I was making Ewok for dinner but I cooked it too long and it was like, a little Chewy. -- (Wil Shipley)"

"How about instead of shaking hands we nod at each other and that way we both won't have to wash our hands?"

"OMG!! I made a science Joke. What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party? -Vill i?"

"Stop Flaming Faggots! A Non profit dedicated to informing the public about the fire dangers of bundled sticks and stacked firewood."

"the blue thumnbtacks on this map indicate concentrations of high (luna) energy, the red ones are all the panera breads ive been banned from"

"Three men walked into a bar Thought one of em had seen it."

"What's a pirate's favorite digital image format? tARRRRRGa"