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Joke of the Day
"Everyone always talks about the early bird. How about the early worm? How'd that work out for him?"
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"What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head? Ducks like a quack."
":oscopy - How I abbreviate colonoscopy."
"Wait a minute... Computer! Freeze this porn video! Now, zoom in 900%. Enhance... Enhance... Rotate 360 ... There! NO WEDDING RINGS!"
"What's brown, smelly and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"
"Windows 10? Cool! Only 85 more versions before we come back to Windows 95"
"""Always remember me."" - Anonymous."
"What kind of vegetable comes to all your parties? A turnup"
"Critics are raving about Mud. ""It's like dirt but wet"" says one. ""Oh god it's in my eyes"" says another"
"A Day in Court"