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Joke of the Day

"Windows 10? Cool! Only 85 more versions before we come back to Windows 95"

"ME: *walks in with ball rammed into my mouth* Happeh nuh? JUDGE: Not what a gagging order means! Are you sure you want to defend yourself?"

"I have the first signs of baldness, a friend said to me that my head it's like the house of a rich man... two car entrances in the front and a pool in the backyard."

"Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - he'd be eggs-terminated."

"What do you get when two giraffes collide? a giraffic jam!"

"What is a bigot? A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal."

"If you need your iPhone repaired in Jerusalem, you obviously go to the Genius Bar. There, they don't serve alcohol..., ....but there's plenty of Apple Jews."

"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those that can read binary and those that can't."

"A spider just crawled onto my keyboard. Don't worry, it's under ctrl."

"Want to hear a joke about a man suffering from constipation? Tough shit."