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Joke of the Day
"What's brown, smelly and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"
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"If someone doesn't respond to your text within 5 minutes, they obviously don't love you anymore. Probably never did, react accordingly."
"I was the Wikipedia of my school. People expected me to help with their homework, but completely ignored my constant requests for money."
"What does Donald Trump tell Barack Obama supporters? Orange Is The New Black"
"I dated an hermaphrodite... It was an ""hermaphrodate"""
"What are a parrot's favourite literary characters? Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!"
"How did Steve get the clues? Blew the dog"
"Crazy ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates They'll kill your dog"
"How do you make a coffee sad? You mocha..."
"If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? America."