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Joke of the Day

"Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness... ...and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""

"What do you call a bouncer at a.. What do you call a bouncer at a gay bar? A flame thrower."

"Being from the South, my mother was all about hospitality! Cooking, cleaning, dishes, laundry and even foot rubs! She made me do it all."

"What do you call a group of rabbits backing up? A Receding hairline"

"What concert costs 45 cents? Fifty Cent and Nickleback"

"ESPN is cutting a few hundred jobs... So tomorrow's AM radio show will be ""Mike and Some Random People from Twitter in the Morning"""

"A local radio station was finishing up a competition and the woman said she was ""racking up the tally"" I guess that makes her a **tallyracker**."

"What is worse, ignorance or apathy? I don't know, and i don't care.."

"What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WatAHHH!!"

"Little joke I thought of: What do you call a duck being kidnapped? An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door."