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Joke of the Day
"What is worse, ignorance or apathy? I don't know, and i don't care.."
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"What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head? A towel head."
"You know how people say they'll pray for you? I bet they don't. Assholes."
"Where do noobs live in Iceland? Rekt-javik"
"Lunch Me and the girlfriend went out for lunch today. Money is a bit tight so after the meal she said ""lets go Dutch"". I said ""Fook that lets go Greek"" and we both legged it"
"I've just been fired from my job at the clock-making factory... ...must have been all those extra hours I've been putting in."
"Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it was the chickens day off."
"Really? ""Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels?"" Um...may I introduce you to pizza?"
"In the 1970s it was almost impossible to insult someone electronically. Thank god that nightmare is over."
"Its national left-handers day I'm going to rub one out with my right hand to give lefty his day off"