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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? SNOWBALLS!!!!"
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"Happy times with grandma One day I was eating my grandma out. Suddenly I tasted horse semen. ""I thought"" Oh yeah, that's how she died."
"how many mice do you need to screw in a light bulb? just 2. The hard part is getting them into the light bulb."
"I just used Oxi Clean for the first time, and it's amazing. I'm starting to think Michael Jackson put it in his bath water."
"Replace his deodorant with a glue stick so he thinks of you every time he tries to raise his arm to put around the shoulders of another girl"
"What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies? One is a bunch of cunning runts."
"Why can't someone who wears glasses get a job? They don't have any contacts!"
"Put the punchline in the title How do you spoil a joke?"
"Q: Knock knock. A: Who's there? Q: Control freak. Okay, now, you say, ""Control freak who?"""
"What do you say to a thin American? ""How's the chemotherapy going?"""