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Joke of the Day
"What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together? None of your business."
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"Kids are like farts The only ones you can stand are your own."
"Why did the console gamer cross the street? To render the other side."
"Yesterday it was so hot that my gun started overheating. It was sweating bullets."
"What's the longest game in the world? Two women playing pool."
"Epilepsy joke What is blue and does not fit? A dead epileptic."
"What does one star say to another star when they meet? Glad to meteor!"
"Roses are red violets are glorious. You should never surprise Oscar Pistorius!"
"Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost."
"The programmer to his son: ""Here I brought you a new basketball."" ""Thank you daddy but where is the user's guide?"""