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Joke of the Day
"Q: Knock knock. A: Who's there? Q: Control freak. Okay, now, you say, ""Control freak who?"""
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"In high school, everyone called me the bus driver. Because I was the bus driver."
"Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light."
"Friends are like trees They fall after being hit multiple times with an axe."
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"Mom, is this skirt too short? Yes. Your balls are showing, Robert."
"Why did the invisible man look in the mirror? To make sure he still wasn't there."
"If a gay man gets into a debilitating car accident... is he a fruit or a vegetable?"