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Joke of the Day
"I was going to get a sex change. But I couldn't quite pull it off."
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"What do ISIS want for Christmas? Turkey, apparently."
"What are you doing when you Sentence almost a Dozen Surfers to death by the Gallows? You're Hanging Ten, Dudes!"
"*she leans in close* 'kyle, what's your wildest fantasy?' *i close my eyes and imagine opening a 10pc chicken nugget and finding 11 pieces*"
"What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks? Punchline"
"Alexa, take down my Christmas decorations."
"Toronto Police have found a head, hands, and a foot in a river. There are no theories yet but the hokey pokey has not been ruled out."
"Why do they call c-section the caesarian? Because when brutus stabbed caeser A baby fell out. Original shit *drops the mic"
"What's the difference between a hockey team and a Russian woman? The hockey team showers after three periods."
"WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEt after the holidays."