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Joke of the Day

"*she leans in close* 'kyle, what's your wildest fantasy?' *i close my eyes and imagine opening a 10pc chicken nugget and finding 11 pieces*"

"How did the executioner learn about knots? By watching the noose."

"How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ? You slap him and he slaps you back !"

"I started a club for guys with erectile dysfunction. It was a total flop. Nobody came."

"What was Adolf Hitler's favourite computer game? Mein Kraft."

"My mom (seriously) asked if my friend's brother ""still had down syndrome."" No mother, he walked it off."

"What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him? URINE. I'll let myself out."

"Do not, under any circumstances, talk to my parrot!"

"What is Yoda's last name? Layhehoo"

"What kind of meat do priests eat on good Friday? Nun."