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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese? A paddy melt!!"

"What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween? As John Cena because you can't see them."

"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who pee in the shower, those who don't, and those who didn't realize this joke was in trinary."

"What do you call an underwater dog? A sub woofer!"

"What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do? Turn signals"

"There's a petition urging Bill Cosby to change his name to Cuz Billbe Cuz Bill be a rapist, of course ..."

"A weasel walks into a bar And asks for a beer. The bartender says ""we can't serve alcohol to you."" ""I'll just take a pop"" goes the weasel."

"What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant girl? You can unscrew a lightbulb."

"Whenever I get a message that begins with ""Hey Stranger"" I know I'm about to be asked for a favor by someone I don't want to help."

"How do you make a moth bawl? Hit him with a fly swatter."