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Joke of the Day

"Why did the prostitute join the Mormon church? She wanted a high paying missionary position."

"COP: put ur hands in the air ME: ok C: now flip them over M: k? C: now cross them M: what C: put them behind ur head M: why- C: hey macarena"

"What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology? It was a little over their heads"

"What do male lawyers call a female barrister? A barista. Because she's only useful for getting coffee."

"What's a Pedophile's Favorite Part about Hockey? Getting there before the first period."

"The policeman asked me why I keep beating my wife... I told him I have a longer reach and superior footwork."

"A Chinese Couple are having Sex ... The Husband says ; ""Oh i really fancy a 69 love, you up for it?"" The wife replies ""why you want beef and broccoli now !"""

"My existential crisis began when I realized there is no ""I"" in ""me."""

"I laughed at a lot of the posts here on Reddit. They /r/jokes."

"A joke my 5yrs old just told me. Why did the police and fireman come?... Cause I just call them."