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Joke of the Day

"I asked my girlfriend's father for her hand in marriage... He said I have to take the rest of her too"

"""I haven't accomplished much but I will harshly judge the hard work of others"" -Critics"

"A marching band passed by this morning, shouting ""Make America Great Again!"" Must be some Donald Trumpeters."

"Why do Jews have big noses? Because the air is free."

"Is Vanilla Ice's son named Vanilla Extract? Cuz he should be."

"Great. My wife is on her exclamation mark."

"How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee? ""Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."""

"How do you tell if someone has an std? Oh shit wrong sub-reddit."

"What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids? A stand up guy"

"Why is Tina Fey so good with her use of irony? It's in the name..."