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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a fort and a fortress? A fortress has breastworks."
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"Air & Sex - Joke Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."
"Maintaining an erection: It's never been my strong point."
"I think I'm uglier with my glasses on but I'm uglier with contacts in, too."
"I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!"
"Did r/jokes hear about the new Taco Bell Express yet? You give them 99c, and they throw a burrito in the toilet for you."
"Ja Rule's music is just like his taxes No one can remember the last time he released anything."
"What's the slowest boat? A snail boat"
"This one earned some cutting remarks. If it weren't for the table saw accident, I wouldn't be half the person I am today."
"Told my wife I was taking her on a date to the cheesecake factory and she thought I meant some restaurant"