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"What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? ""Hold onto your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job."""

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"Just like Jesus joke (NSFW) Came up with this: If I were gay and had sex with a jewish guy I'd be just like Jesus. Because I came into Jerusalem ridding on an ass."
"What's the best truck in Norway? The Fjord F150."
"""40 is the new 30!"" My dad always used to say. Lovely man. Banned from driving."
"Sorry, science, but religion promised me a place where I'll get to hang out with Grandma again."
"If I had a dollar for every gender that there is... If I had a dollar for every gender that there is, I'd have 2 dollars."
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