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Joke of the Day

"I wish i had the immune system of an African baby I've heard they only get sick once in their whole lives."

"An Imgurian walks into a bar REPOST"

"What is the best part about duct tape? It can turn ""no, no, no!"" Into ""mmm, mmm, mmm"""

"What do you call someone who did their dissertation on the atrocities of Andrew Jackson? A Hickory Dickery Doc"

"I had a weird dream I was eating a hairy lollipop. Woke up this morning and my wifes head was covered in slobber."

"Whenever I feel like I'm a weirdo, I remember they put little panties on peaches in Japan & I don't feel so bad"

"What did the underscore say when he got up to leave? Gotta Dash!"

"A Game of Thrones Joke What do Theon Greyjoy and Justin Timberlake have in common? A dick in a box."

"Shout out to little yappy dogs. Literally everything you bark at could eat you."

"I'm going to make a comedy about plumbers. It's going to be called snakes in a drain."