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Joke of the Day

"Congratulations to Mumford & Sons for winning six ""Golden Banjos"" at the 2012 Boring Awards!!!"

"My bank sends a text with my balance. It's a nice feature but I didn't think the LOL was necessary."

"My ID expired so I can only go to the liquor store where they remember me: the one where I asked the cashier out and threw up on the floor."

"No Auto-correct, I never meant ""Relationship Goats""."

"How to break up with someone: You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: Which one? You: ME. You: BYEEEE"

"New evidence suggests that Turkey is now supporting ISIS ... they were pretty pissed off at America after Thanksgiving."

"What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long? It gets Camel-Towed."

"What's the opposite of effort? F it."

".@WebMD a girl just texted me ""K"" am i going to die"

"What do a pizza and this joke have in common? They're both cheesy."