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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Jamaican motorcycle? Bob Harley"

"Job interview Hiring manager: so, according to your resume you have listed ""can pee with a boner"" as a skill Me: yea bruh I guess u can say its kinda hard Manager: wow lol you're hired"

"Apparently filling animals with helium is ""abuse"", pfft Whatever floats your goat, I guess."

"I cant comprehend constipation That shit is too deep"

"How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar? Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds."

"Hey, are you BB-8? (harmless spoiler) Coz I'd like to fix your antenna ( )"

"WOW! You do a dazzling imitation of a blithering idiot! Oh... You're being serious, about your love for your TC? Oh dear, this is awkward."

"Why do potheads only steal from other potheads? Otherwise there's nothing worth toking."

"Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps? It's the only way they can get a string of dates."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? The hell if I know..."