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Joke of the Day

"How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar? Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds."

"What's the worst gear for America? Cruz control."

"I've noticed... I've noticed, if you're scared of spiders they always turn up in your bedroom. So by using that logic... I'm scared of blonde girls with big boobs."

"Who were the Tallest Man in the World's roll models? Nobody, he had no one to look up to."

"Plot twist: The Rock isn't Kid Rock's real dad."

"People who automatically say it will get better without actually knowing what the problem is... is why there are bodies buried in my yard"

"When asked about his religious beliefs, Donald Trump states that he... ""definitely believes in a higher tower""."

"What's the difference between ignorance and arrogance? I don't know, and I don't care."

"The contents of my son's last diaper was so upsetting to both of us we shared a cigarette after I changed it."

"World Cup And Oscar Looks like even Oscar Pistorius had a better defense than Brazil in the semi-finals"