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Joke of the Day
"Why don't blind people go bungee jumping? Cause it scares the fuck out of the dogs."
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"Wife: did you know there's an ""I hate Jeff"" group that meets in the park? Me: yes I started it I am the president"
"Bugs Bunny goes to the doctors and the doctor sees him on his phone and asks him, ""What are you doing on your phone?"" Bugs Bunny replies, ""Eh, Whatsapp Doc."""
"I like my women in the same fashion I like my pencil lead. Thin, black, and easily breakable."
"Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde? A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys."
"Why is there a rape culture? Bcos, to some men, the inability to rape, felt like rape."
"A nasty little joke Q: How can you make a gay man fuck a woman? A: By shitting in her cunt."
"If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain,..... Can a hooker get laid off?"
"What's another nickname for Donald Trump? ##The Annoying Orange."
"A mexican fixed my deck today... I guess you can call it Manuel labor."