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Joke of the Day
"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in big trouble... You have my Word"
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"One time, I wrote down so many double entendres... ...I had to rub one out."
"Nothing good can come from a gay man greeting you with an up and down look followed by an ""Oh, honey"""
"Yahoo answers is my primary care physician"
"Me and my horse walked into a bar... The bartender said, ""Why the wrong case?"""
"DATE: [whispering in my ear] i've got a secret ME: [also whispering] is it tacos DATE: [giggles] no ME: can it be tacos"
"How do Australians breathe? They exhale"
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off!"
"This month is called ""February,"" that stuff is called ""snow"" and unless you live in what's called the ""tropics,"" drop the shock and awe."
"Does the five-second rule apply to soup? Please hurry. Edit: Nevermind."