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Joke of the Day
"Is Rick Moranis dead? or just his career?"
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"What does an egg say when it's drunk? Omelette"
"That awkward moment when... When Mars has more water than California..."
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"Q: What do you call a parrot that flew away? A: A polygon!"
"Hamburger My Chinese girlfriend came up with this, please don't groan. Where do you go to get a burger on the internet? McDownloads!"
"I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape. I should get a new keyboard."
"My son just announced ""I like snacks."" I'm off to draft a press release."
"What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day? A coffin break."
"I'm on hold and My call is important to them."