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Joke of the Day

"I don't like telling fat jokes They weigh too much on my conscience"

"The mail slot on your door is so you can tell the mailman you love him"

"Aaron Hernandez He used to be a tight end, but prison will turn him into a wide receiver. ;)"

"Why did I quit my job in Mexico? It didn't peso well."

"What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick? Nailed it"

"Do you believe in cod? Because I reely trout it exists."

"Why did the terrorist cross the road? To send people to the other side."

"I went to a bar that only served beer in cans,and bottles. Seems the place had a draught excluder."

"If caitlyn Jenner goes missing Do they put her photo on the back of a bottle of tranny fluid"

"I hate it when my teachers hit on me. It sucks being homeschooled."