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Joke of the Day

"Someone just told me ""if you don't believe in Santa Claus, he'll never visit!"" So on that note, I no longer believe in cancer."

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"I look suspicious doing anything. You could walk in on me heating up a hot pocket and my face could look like I just murdered my family."
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"What do women and dog poop have in common? The older they are the easier they are to pick up."
"two deer walk out of a gay bar the first deer says to the other, ""man, I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there""."
"So two peanuts crossed the road.. ...and one of them got assaulted."
"What's the most American food? Popcorn, because you have to blow it up before you eat it."