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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever smelled mothballs? How'd you get their teeny legs apart?"

"Stalker status update: Good news-I'm not in your house. The bad news-I am UNDER your house and the tunnel is complete."

"That's the third time Adam Sandler's scootered past my house this morning. Dude if you want to go on my trampoline just ask"

"How does the moon cut his hair? 'Eclipse it Thought it was relevant to today's eclipse..."

"Why don't tents have locks. Because black people don't go camping."

"What do you call the gay A team? The Heyyy Team"

"The first time I ever player lacrosse it was fairly stressful every time after that was fairly re-laxing"

"Hip Hop Humor Whose mother likes rap music? Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes."

"A paedophile says to a school boy ""I'll give you a lolly if you come into the van"" The boy replies ""Give me the whole bag and I'll cum into your mouth""."

"What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda? Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda."