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Joke of the Day

"The first time I ever player lacrosse it was fairly stressful every time after that was fairly re-laxing"

"How do you tell the sex of an ant? If it floats, it's a boy-ant."

"Dark jokes are my favorite What the first thing you need to hide when the police is on the door and there's a pile of dead babies next to you? ... ... ... ... Your boner"

"WAITER:What would you like? ME:What would YOU like? W:Excuse me? M:No one ever asks you, do they? W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you."

"A man is standing on club street thrusting in public. A cop taps him on the shoulder and says ""What are you doing?"". The man replied ""Fucking nothing""."

"What does a rich fat Englishman gain? Lots of Pounds."

"Why was the math book sad? It had a lot of problems"

"Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked."

"what did 0 say to the 8? nice belt"

"""the pizza boy is here"" It's time, I thought, cocking my shotgun. I was sending this half pizza half man abomination straight back to hell"