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Joke of the Day

"That's the third time Adam Sandler's scootered past my house this morning. Dude if you want to go on my trampoline just ask"

"What did the ram say as his lover lay on her deathbed? There will never be another ewe."

"What do David Beckham and Ferrero Rocher chocolates have in common? They both come in a posh box"

"What should we call it when a man is beautiful? ""Footseveral?"" No but I feel like you're on the right track"

"Do you know what comes after the ""just the tip"" argument? Balls.."

"U2 sent their new album to every Apple device through the Cloud. I hear if you play the first song backwards you hear Bono saying ""Please buy our albums again. We're desperate."""

"Only real 90's kids remember being called a lazy fucking millennial"

"Two guys are watching a dog lick its privates. One guy chuckles and says, ""I wish I could do that."" The other guy says, ""Pet him, maybe he'll let you."" An oldie, but I always liked it."

"What's the difference between a Vagina and a Refrigerator? A Fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out."

"Camper: There's something wrong with my hot dog. Cook: Don't tell me. I'm not a veterinarian."