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Joke of the Day

"Hip Hop Humor Whose mother likes rap music? Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes."

"My hamster died as he lived... in the microwave."

"You want to know who never gets checked for their ID? HumIDity."

"I had a joke about erectile dysfunction... But I knew you guys wouldn't be up for it."

"I used to have a fear of speed bumps But I'm slowly getting over it"

"Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!"

"Someone explain why clothes are so expensive? I should not have to pay this much to not be naked. People should pay ME to not be naked"

"I called my ex a cow Animal control had to show up"

"I've watched three episodes of ""I Shouldn't Be Alive"" tonight, adding ""outdoor enthusiast and survival expert"" to my online dating profile."

"Why are wires addicted to electricity? They can't resist."