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Joke of the Day
"What does a mechanic do for a one night stand? He nuts and bolts."
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"Boyfriend and Girlfriend are at a baseball game the boyfriend leans over the girlfriend and says, ""I'll kiss you on the strikes, if you kiss me on the balls"""
"What's the best way to wipe a computer server? A cloth."
"Here's an offensive joke, what's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra, you bastard."
"What do you bury a Jewish metalhead in? A Moshe pit!"
"What happens when you find bones on the moon? The cow didn't make it."
"Waiter: Why are you taking so long to order? Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea."
"A dyslexic man walks into a bra. that was it very short joke"
"""I set all the cattle free."" - Reverse Cowgirl"
"[swipes debit card] *would you like cash back?* yes [gazes at photo in wallet of steve jobs johnny cash & bob hope, whispers] yes i would"