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Joke of the Day
"A dyslexic man walks into a bra. that was it very short joke"
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"What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation? A Chernobel Prize."
"You know what's great about senility? You can hide your own Easter eggs."
"How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buck 'n ear"
"Dear Dude, who's slowly walking towards me at the park bench, dragging his one leg and can't keep his balance. Please be drunk and not a zombie."
"What happens if you play a country song backward? You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up."
"Have you heard the joke about the kid who was deaf? neither has he"
"Pickup Line! on a scale of 1 to 10, you are a 9 and I'm the 1 you need."
"At the sushi restaurant: What kind of eel is this? Diner at the sushi restaurant: ""What kind of eel is this?"" Waiter: ""Do you love it?"" Diner: ""yeah"" Waiter: ""Then, that's a moray"""
"What does every funeral begin with? fun!"