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Joke of the Day
"A dyslexic man walks into a bra. that was it very short joke"
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"Sometimes if you say ""Wow, you're tall!"" to a tall person they realize they're tall for the first time and thank you with cash"
"Every time I'm around my mother in law, I wonder who is running hell in her absence."
"What do we want?! LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES! When do we want em?! NNNNEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWW"
"[job interview] ""Tell me one of your weaknesses"" I can be very stubborn ""Will you please elaborate?"" I will not"
"I saw a really lifelike portrait of Donald Trump the other day... ... it was really freaky how the hands followed you around the room."
"Two gay guys are going on vacation... ...the night before they are to leave, one gay guy says to the other, ""Hey man, can I pack your shit?"""
"""You give me one leather jacket, I invest it, then give you back TWO leather jackets!"" - Fonzi Scheme"
"People tell me sharing is caring. Good thing I don't care."
"I think my scale is broken. It only ever goes up."