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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn. (Stolen from laffy taffy)"
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"How do you castrate an Amish man? Kick his sister in the jaw."
"The Japanese soccer team visits an orphanage in Spain. ""It's so sad to see the hopeless looks on their faces"", said Rico, age 6."
"i bet when Kid Rock invented rap, people were like ""No! This is nonsense!"" but he (in typical Kid fashion) was like ""F*ck you're rules! """
"Text abbreviations date back to the days of the telegraph with common shorthand like DFMWOL for ""Dying From Musket Wound Out Loud."""
"What do they call diarrhea at Hogwarts? expellianus!"
"Old friend: I barely recognize you. ""That's the look I was going for. """
"What do you call a gay doctor who went to college in France, married an Irishwoman and practiced medicine in Italy? A Fag"
"Grandpa, why did you have so many kids? ""Hey anon, do you want to know why your grandmother and I had so many children?"" ""Why's that, Grandpa?"" ""No TV."""
"What kind of native American is Nikki Minaj? Arapahoe."