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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn. (Stolen from laffy taffy)"
Next Joke
"I hate being bi-polar. It's AWESOME!"
"What did the Shit Summoner say at the bar ? Mind if I pull up a stool ?"
"If I ever get the chance to reveal a chupacabra to the world, I hope I have the presence of mind to say, ""Chupacadabra!"""
"My wife still hasn't told me what my New Year's resolutions are."
"I like my women like I like my beer Stout and bitter"
"What do Afghan stoners smoke? Hindu Kush"
"Did you hear about the guy who opened a cheese store in Israel? He called it ""Cheeses of Nazareth""."
"A performative poet from Hibernia Rhymed himself into a hernia He became quite adept At this practice, except For the occasional non-sequitur"
"yes off course i'm an American My friend calls me up and asks ""Hey are you free tonight?"" And I say of course, I'm American"