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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who opened a cheese store in Israel? He called it ""Cheeses of Nazareth""."

"The worst part of being named Michael is repeatedly being broken up with via a text that states *drops Mike*"

"I love you so much, I'll just sit at home and stare at my phone to make you notice."

"My Girlfriend Has Always Wanted To Wake Me Up With A Blowjob So today I woke her up with one"

"What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint? Tongue and groove"

"Everybody wants to be wanted, except maybe fugitives."

"Just text my husband to tell him he left his phone behind & someone is calling him. And now someone's texting him."

"When I was young, I used to think that wealth and power would bring me happiness. . . . I was right."

"Why did the chicken... ...cross the Mobius strip?"

"What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries? Fibbinouchie."