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Joke of the Day
"What do Afghan stoners smoke? Hindu Kush"
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"Who do grammar nazis hang out with now? The alt-write."
"What rock group has four men that don't sing? mount rushmore"
"Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdom? While the crowd was doing the wave two blondes drowned."
"How Pokemon go came to be Customers: ""Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?"" Niantic: ""147 Pokemon? You want to have 145 Pokemon?! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon?!"""
"""Toothpaste? You made that word up!"" - Steve Bushemi"
"I had an Irish 7 course meal A potato and a six pack"
"""I saw a really nice chair yesterday."" - if your grandma tweeted"
"I got to know that there are 15 child molesters in my area... So why do we always have to meet at my place? (Credits: Anthony Jeselnik)"
"How do you call a man without a body and a nose? Nobody knows. Sorry if it is a repost"