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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus? A cactus has all the pricks on the outside."

"Why was the archeologist sad? His career was in ruins."

"What do you call an academic who apologises all the time? An anthropologist"

"There are many jokes on Jimmy Fallon's TV shows... like Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders."

"how many chefs does it take to change a,light bulb ? one to do it, and five others to tell him how they did it differently in their last kitchen."

"Facebook should have a relationship status called: Fu*k I don't know....Ask her"

"Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land? Because they're constantly drilling for oil."

"Why did the duck get kicked out of church? Because he was using fowl language!"

"I wish I was a Farmer So I could be outstanding in my field."

"I was going to tell a 9/11 joke today... ...but I was told that it would be insensitive and just plane wrong."