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Joke of the Day

"This one has always tickled me! My father is the inventor of the rear view mirror. He means a great deal to me but looking back we're not as close as we seem!"

"Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to your house!!! Alright, that was a lame joke...here's another: * Knock, Knock. * Who's There? * THE CHICKEN!!!"

"(NSFW) My first experience with sex was a lot like getting my first car I didn't really want it but my dad gave it to me anyway"

"How do you fit 4 gay guys on one chair? Turn it upside down"

"Today I went to an Indian restaurant and asked for bread They told me they had naan."

"Sometimes you just need a cunning linguist to get a tiny pianist joke. [[ Obligatory text]]"

"You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway."

"No thermostat is as effective at regulating temperature as sticking a foot out from under the bed covers."

"What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers? The taste."

"How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb? Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!"