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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers? The taste."
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"How many /r/jokes reposts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Apparently a lot, because that lightbulb still isn't screwed in."
"A male prison guard asks a woman on death row what she would like for her last meal. She replies, ""I don't know, what do you want to eat?"""
"What time does a mechanic wake up? Oily!"
"Ten out of one women is a Russian Nesting Doll"
"Whats a black persons favorite dance move the whip"
"What's a rapists favorite meal? Spaghetti-No's I'm sorry."
"I got drunk last night and my house wasn't where I left it."
"I'm worried that I'm gonna get a super judgey coroner."
"If ""Precious"" is based on the novel by Sapphire, ""Twilight"" is based on the catalog by Abercrombie & Fitch"