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Joke of the Day

"Hey now, gay jokes arent funny... ...cum on guys."

"B: If you have a sore throat... B: ...I can lend you my throat medicine. G: Throat medicine, huh? B: IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK G: Uh huh B: IT'S CEPACOL G: Weird name to call your dick."

"Sometimes when my gf is asleep, I like to sneak into the living room, put on her dress, and pretend I wear the pants in this relationship."

"I went to the Optometrists to buy some glasses the other day, you'll never guess who I ran into... Everyone."

"Sees cute guy in the parking. Drops something so I can bend over & do the sexy hair flip. Forgets I have short hair. He sees me as seizing."

"Achilles thought his job interview was going well until they asked about his greatest weakness... Then he had to admit defeat."

"You know when you read a page of a book and then realize you didn't absorb any of it? I think I did that with my life."

"Guy at the park who just put out his cigar and started doing tai chi is my new fitness guru."

"Manchester United"

"What do you call a black guy who flies a plane? A PILOT, YOU RACIST!"