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Joke of the Day
"I'm 28 years old, but in marriage years, I'm already dead."
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"What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle? Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down. *Feel free to apply the racist native american accent of your choice.*"
"What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia? There is no lunch."
"What is Walter White's favourite band? Well it's not Saving Jane, that's for sure."
"*moves heaven & earth for her* *moves more left *more left *little right *little more right *moves heaven & earth back to original spot*"
"Why is Tigger so dirty? Because he plays with Pooh"
"My friend said I didn't understand irony... Which is ironic because we were standing in a bus stop at the time."
"Why did the spy steal the laptop? It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'."
"What is an alcoholic's favorite book? Tequila Mockingbird"
"Love is a lot like algebra... You look at your X and try to figure out Y."