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Joke of the Day

"An elder man is annoyingly telling a chef how to BBQ. Then the chef says ""you want us to switch positions? You come cook and I go and fuck off"""

"What do Nazi Germany and vaginas have in common? Their tendency to subjugate poles."

"Yes, I do have a stalker. They call me every day, will occasionally buy me underwear, and know more about me than I do. I call her ""Mom."""

"I don't always tell Dad jokes... But when I do, he laughs."

"what do you call an American Tardis? a reTardis"

"what is the height of trust? two cannibals in a 69"

"I think the world of you! (Polluted, poor, generally prone to disaster.)"

"People are like snowflakes. Individually small and ineffective, but if we work together we can make my step dad crash his car into a tree."

"What do you call a short Mexican? A paragraph because hes not quite yet an essay."

"Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving? Because they hate Turkey"