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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the Italian chef when he died? He *pasta way*."
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"Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bartender says would you like a beer? Descartes says ""I think not"" and promptly vanishes."
"A farmer decided to sell all of his chickens to the highest bidder... It was poultry in auction"
":# <--- emoticon for ""I'm eating a brillo pad"""
"Life is like photography, we develop from the negatives."
"Lame joke of the day. Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game? He had tripped a fan."
"Why would anybody ask me anything when google exists?"
"How do you make a gay person angry? You tell him you've kidnapped his mother and that you want $5000 for her release, but when he comes just tell him it was a prank."
"What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car? A windshield viper."
"Why was the peanut so salty? Because it got R O A S T E D"