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Joke of the Day
"Whole foods? More like whole paycheck."
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"Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because the D shells are too big, and the B shells are too small."
"Being an aspiring musician is like getting a contract with Verizon. 10 gigs for $80 a month"
"(OC) What do you call Helen Keller punching someone? Senseless violence."
"What do you call Bigfoot when he has an attitude? A sass-squatch."
"Can women really make you a millionaire?? The answer is YES only if you are already a billionaire"
"Jesus and the blind man... What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man? Made you look!"
"What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers? Coop d'etah"
"The Spicy Sausage by Delia Katessen"
"How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar? they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking"