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Joke of the Day

"(OC) What do you call Helen Keller punching someone? Senseless violence."

"People who generalize... I would finish the joke, but redditors are smart enough to see where it's going."

"got bored and went to Home Depot wearing an orange apron to see how good i am at making up answers to peoples home repair questions"

"Why did the sperm cross the road? I put on the wrong pair of socks this morning."

"Q: How does Bill Clinton say ""I'm about to hurt you""? A: ""Trust me."""

"There's no way I'm the only person who thinks Kristen Stewart is doing the world's best Garfield impression."

"I like stuffed animals. Oven baked with breadcrumb stuffing."

"What is a Canadian's favorite board game? Sorry!"

"I just realized that I get most of my news from Twitter. So... someone remind me what Pres Bieber's health care bill will do to your mom?"

"What do you call a cheap male prostitute? A five dollar footlong."