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Joke of the Day
"Being an aspiring musician is like getting a contract with Verizon. 10 gigs for $80 a month"
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"Men 1845: I just killed a buffalo. Men 1952: I just fixed the roof. Men 2016: I just shaved my legs."
"What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ? A feather boa !sna"
"Q: What is hard six inches long has two nuts and can make a girl fat? A: Almond Joy candy bar"
"Next time someone texts you to say ""call me""... Call them to say ""text me"". And just hang up."
"My Friends and The Catholic Church Most people accuse me of being a wanker. Not the Roman Catholic Church. They call me a mass murderer!"
"Its not my fault I have a double-chin... When God was giving out chins.. I thought he said Gin so I said I'll have a double."
"How does the Moon get its haircut? Eclipse it!"
"Every religion has violent people... ... The Christians have The Westboro Baptist Church, the Muslims have the jihadists, and the Jews have the IRS"
"The other day my friend threw up grapes.... And wouldn't stop wine-ing about it"